I know kids say hilarious things all the time. I don't have any kids, and I am not around any all that often, so I am still shocked when I hear them say something totally off the wall.
My little 5 year old neighbor seems to love it when I go outside to do yard work. He always appears in my yard shortly after I go out. I love kids and he is very cute (and quite a little helper) so I don't mind when he comes over.
Here is a short conversation that took place between us this afternoon:
Him: Guess what I am doing today?
Me: I don't know. What are you doing today?
Him: My friend is coming over to sleep with me.
Me: What did you say?
Him [a little louder this time]: My friend is coming over to sleep with me.
I don't think the kid stopped talking for over an hour. Even when I was using the leaf-blower and couldn't hear a thing he was saying.
What have you heard a kid say recently that really cracked you up?
